Friday, January 31, 2014

Homophobics

The church can't seem to make up its mind about homosexuality.  At one end you have Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptists, on the other you have churches that have decided the bible can be interpreted to mean God doesn't actually have a problem with it, and somewhere in the middle you have fundamentalists crying "Hate the Sin, Love the Sinner".

I don't know how to address people who take the route of hatred: I've found that "reason is not automatic . . . Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it" (Ayn Rand).  But I also read my bible, which says:

"You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination." (Leviticus 18:22)

And we know this isn't isolated to the Law of Moses (even though the embellishment about it being an "abomination" ought to be enough to tell us God's feelings on the subject) because Paul writes about it in the new testament:

"Therefore God gave them up in the lusts of their heart to impurity, to the dishonoring of their bodies among themselves, because they exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever! Amen.  For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions.  For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error." (Romans 1:24—27)

So yes, homosexuality is a sin.  But even those who adhere to the bible—understanding that it is sin and wanting to witness in love to the homosexual community—often have a difficult time finding the right approach.  When their friends "come out of the closet" and ask to be accepted for "who they are," christians often become awkward, embarrassed, and tongue-tied.  How do you confront someone about a sin when you can't relate to their temptations?  How can you begin to understand what's going on in the head of a homosexual?

Well, I was mulling this over the other day and something occurred to me—an idea so simple I'm not sure why I've not heard it before.  Here's hoping it helps—not just christians in their witness, but any readers who would like to join a church but feel confused about their own sexuality:

There is no such thing as a homosexual.

That's right.  No such thing.  There are no "gays", there are no "lesbians".  I mean, if you're a christian in a conservative church, then you've probably already heard how there's no conclusive evidence to support the idea that some people are "just wired that way", but nevertheless we tend to separate people who are "tempted that way" from "normal people" in our heads.  We have to stop acting like one particular sin makes anyone so much different from us, and we can start by trying to remember that everyone created male or female remains inherently heterosexual.  There are homosexual acts, yes, but anyone who's committed one—or a hundred—can be redeemed by Christ.

The bible never uses the term "homosexual" or anything akin to it.  In Genesis it reads, "Now, the men of Sodom were wicked, great sinners against the Lord" (Genesis 13:13) but we never find out that homosexuality is in the picture until the men go to Lot's house demanding he send out the two angels he has brought into his house as guests.

"But before they lay down, the men of the city, the men of Sodom, both young and old, all the people to the last man, surrounded the house.  And they called to Lot, 'Where are the men who came to you tonight?  Bring them out to us, that we may know them.'  Lot went out to the men at the entrance, shut the door after him, and said, 'I beg of you, my brothers, do not act so wickedly.  Behold, I have two daughters who have not known any man.  Let me bring them out to you, and do to them as you please. Only do nothing to these men, for they have come under the shelter of my roof.'  But they said, 'Stand back!'  And they said, 'This fellow came to sojourn, and he has become the judge!  Now we will deal worse with you than with them.'  Then they pressed hard against the man Lot, and drew near to break the door down." (Genesis 19:4—9)


Lot's parenting aside, the point I'm trying to make is that God does not see people as "homosexual" or "heterosexual".  "For there is no distinction:  for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God" (Romans 2:22—23)*  As long as there is sin people will still undergo homosexual temptations, but "No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man.  God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your ability, but with the temptation he will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it." (Romans 10:13)

There's a difference between temptation and sin—you might say that a temptation is a thought that comes to mind before you even realize it's there, while a sin is the act of pursuing that temptation, or even just bringing it back to mind.  Anyone—anyone can be tempted by homosexual thoughts; just because something comes into your head doesn't mean you're fated to be homosexual or whatever.  Just give the thought to God as you would any other temptation.  He loves us and wants us to honor Him with our minds and our bodies.  He DIED to save us from our sins.  He has all the incentive in the world to answer our prayers.

The really gruesome thing about the idea of homosexuality being an "orientation", though, is that it essentially seals off sinners from salvation.  The enemy likes to lead men into sin with all kinds of lies about how it's "okay" or "you'll be forgiven later" only to turn around once they've done the deed and shame them with their own wickedness so they despair of ever being forgiven; with homosexuality, shame isn't even necessary.  If someone truly believes that he cannot help the way he is—that he was just "born that way"—then he will never be able to completely accept what the bible has to say about his lifestyle or understand that God can and will help him overcome his temptations.

We are not defined by our temptations.  We are defined by our standing with the One True Living God, who is mighty to save and deserving of all glory, so we are only either sinners or sinners-saved-by-grace.  Anyone can come to Christ and, with the help of the Holy Spirit, be freed from all the entanglements of his former self.  "Let no sin therefore reign in your mortal body, to make you obey its passions.  Do not present your members to sin as instruments for unrighteousness, but present yourselves to God as those who have been brought from death to life, and your members to God as instruments for righteousness.  For sin will have no dominion over you, since you are not under law but under grace." (Romans 6:12—14)

Please take this as a message of hope and encouragement in the truth of God's Word.  Thank you.

*(Note:  I do not believe I have perverted the spirit of the message, but to dispel possible confusion I should point out that Paul is referring specifically to the distinction between jews and gentiles.)

Monday, January 20, 2014

"Fixer Upper"

Working on my review of "Frozen" and talking about how it was so nice to teach children discretion in relationships, I started wondering about one of the scenes—specifically, when Kristoff takes Anna to see the trolls, who bombard them with friendly well-wishes for matrimony in the song "Fixer Upper".  It occurs to me that there is a good message in the spirit of this song, but it's hidden behind what could potentially be misleading lyrics.

The trolls ask why Anna is "holding back on such a man" and then proceed to list off potential deal breakers:  "Is it the clumpy way he walks?/Or the grumpy way he talks" and so on, etc.  They then dismiss all this:  "So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but this we're certain of / You can fix this fixer upper with a little bit of love."

 But what is that supposed to mean?  He's a "fixer upper", meaning you'll be able to "fix" him, right?  Isn't that what you're NOT supposed to do?  I mean, marrying someone with intent to fix the things about them that bug you has always been a recipe for disaster.  Essentially you're taking advantage of an incredibly privileged amount of intimacy and then saying you don't totally accept them for who they are by asking them to do the impossible for you, when heaven knows you have your own problems.

Except I don't think that's really what the writers were going for when they created this song.  They try to avoid that impression when the troll played by Maia Wilson says, "We're not saying you can change him / 'Cause people don't really change—

—Which is good, but then she goes on:  "We're just saying that love's a force that's powerful and strange / People make bad choices if they're mad or scared or stressed / But throw a little love their way, and you'll bring out their best".  "Love's a force that's powerful and strange"—What does that teach children?  To trust that being nice to someone will, against all odds, make them a good person no matter what?

I don't think the song was meant to teach kids to settle for someone less than their "soul mate" or to expect that person to change for them.  But I do think it could be easily mistaken as such.

I think in reality the song is about accepting the flaws in the person you love.  We're all human and we've all got issues.  Some people have quirks that will drive you nuts, some people don't—but you don't marry the person you can live with, just the one you can't live without.  Even so, though, you will rub each other the wrong way at some point.  It's inevitable.  The point is to keep loving them regardless, to understand that they need you as much as you need them and not put all your needs and desires on their shoulders.  I'd go as far as say "Be a servant and make Jesus the most important relationship in your life so He can use you to love on your spouse!" but I think that's sort of going beyond what Disney was getting at.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

My Take on "Frozen"

I went and saw the movie "Frozen" with a friend a while back; I hadn't seen any of the trailers, but I knew this was my friend's third time seeing it so I assumed it would be good.  Not really good, like "Hunger Games"-good or "Megamind"-good, but good.  When I went and saw "Tangled" a few years back, the trailers set my expectations WAY too high and I came out of the theater going, "Eh, well, it was pretty good;" certainly not the next "Little Mermaid," "Beauty and the Beast," or "Aladdin," but I don't suppose that sort of magic can be recaptured so easily.  So, with barely any information on "Frozen" except that it was Disney's latest animated project, I wasn't looking for much.

Even so, I honestly didn't get a whole lot out of it.  Everywhere I go I hear people singing its praises (or its songs) and talking about how they've gone to see it three or four times, but I can't relate.  It's not that it was a bad movie, I just couldn't get into it.

As with "Tangled," I wasn't really impressed with the music.  It was pleasant, yes, and "Let it Go" was good, but nothing on par with timeless classics like "The Circle of Life" or "Part of Your World" or "Colors of the Wind", or even "That's How You Know".  Lately Disney seems to be settling for a lot of half-contemporary, half-tired-musical songs, like "Mother Knows Best," "I've Got a Dream," "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" and "Fixer-Upper".  Cute and catchy, sure, but neither soaring nor passionate.  I expect more from Disney.


  • One million people choose this for their wedding.
  • One million people are asked, "You do know what
happens to the characters in this song, right?"
  • "WE KNOW, WE KNOW!!!"

With "Tangled," I was afraid that maybe I was just having trouble adjusting to a musical in computer animation rather than ye old traditional 2D format.  Pixar's never done a musical, and most of Dreamworks' movies, like "Shrek" and "Megamind", aren't musicals, so why did "Tangled" have to be a musical? . . . Then I realized that what really threw me was the placement of the first song.  Most if not all Disney's classics begin on a musical note.  (Quit laughing.  Puns aren't funny.)  Think:  "The Circle of Life," "Arabian Nights," "The Bells of Notre Dame," "Mysterious Fathoms Below", etc.—"Beauty and the Beast" begins with a prologue, but it's heavy with background music, and the first song follows the moment it's done.  After "Tangled"'s prologue, Rapunzel talks to her chameleon a bit before the first song—and it's really a laid-back, contemporary piece compared to most Disney openers.  In this way, I thought "Frozen" was a definite improvement.  One of the best songs was the opening bit with the men's choir singing "Frozen Heart".

Still, the movie didn't grab me.  I kept waiting for there to be a reason for me to want to stay and find out what happened to the characters, but there wasn't.  It wasn't engaging.  It was just cute.  And I felt like the plot wasn't really dynamic:  I didn't feel the weight of Anna's quest to find Elsa because, when she first set out, she didn't realize the potential for real danger, and then as soon as Elsa accidentally stabbed her they just went right back down the mountain again without a second thought.  In "Tangled," Rapunzel set out from her tower even though she thought EVERYTHING was dangerous, and it took a heck of a plot twist to send her back.

I also didn't care for the snowman.  A lot of people acted like he was hilarious.  Some of his lines were funny ("You hesitated.") but overall I thought he was sort of annoying.  I thought his head was ugly and his comedic timing was a hair too slow.  (shrugs)  Though I did love Kristoff's line:

"I'm gonna tell him."
"Don't you dare!"

For starters, she didn't fall for this.
And speaking of Kristoff—is it so hard for Disney to write a realistic romance anymore?  I know "Snow White," "Cinderella" and "The Little Mermaid" were easy because the male protagonists were unburdened by personality and left compatibility to the imagination of the audience, but Disney's probably taken some hits for that and has since committed to providing their romantic heroes with more depth.  The problem is that the chemistry just isn't all that believable.  Rapunzel and Flynn Ryder (or "Eugene" or whatever) made no sense to me.  I mean, Flynn was great, he was dry and witty and awesome, but I really couldn't see a guy like him going for a girl like Rapunzel.

Same thing with Kristoff, except Kristoff didn't even feel all that fleshed-out to me.  Good-looking guy and GORGEOUS singing voice and all, but first he's a cranky reindeer-loving icerunner, then he's just sort of nice, then all of a sudden he's madly in love with the heroine?  There were no character-illuminating/developing signposts to mark the arc on the way to the inevitable outcome of the "Male-Character-With-Most-Screentime-Proves-Better-Match-Than-Prince-Charming-To-Debunk-Rumors-That-Disney-Encourages-Indiscretion" cliché.

Disney has not shown itself incapable of writing good romances in the past.  (Though "Pocahontas" was a little weird—and not just because the real Pocahontas was about twelve years old when John Smith arrived in America.)  "Aladdin," "The Lion King," "Sleeping Beauty," "Lady and the Tramp," "Beauty and the Beast" and "Hercules" all have heroes with personalities that work fine with their heroines'.  Even if you thought "Hercules" was the corniest, campiest cartoon you ever watched (and it probably was) you could still root for Meg and Hercules by the end of it.

One thing I will say about "Tangled," though—it had a great villain.  Kidnapping a baby and raising her to womanhood in isolation, all while pretending to be a loving mother, JUST to stay young and beautiful???  Man, that is COLD.  And creepy, for the heroine to realize that her greatest enemy was the only person she was ever close to for 99.99% of her life.  Whereas Hans felt like more of a "Plop!  Oh, I'm the villain now!" kind of thing.
And don't forget Elsa.  Because Elsa looked AWESOME.





Like I said, though, "Frozen" was not a bad movie.  It should be great for little kids, it just wasn't all that entertaining for me personally.  And I did enjoy some parts.  Backed by great music, the creation of Elsa's ice palace was visually and artistically thrilling; and I thought it was nice how the writers decided to make sisterly love rather than romantic love the primary focus.  And even if, as an adult, I really didn't need to hear it, it was a nice thought trying to teach little girls not to settle for the first guy they like.

All in all, I thought "Frozen" was a pleasant, wholesome movie with a light smattering of dry humor and a liberal sprinkling of whimsical over-the-top silliness.  If I ever have children, I might buy it for them; and I'm curious to see what new stories Disney's cooking up for this line of "verbal"-titled films.  The Princess and the Pea—"Tilted"?  The Twelve Dancing Princesses—"Spun"?  Or how about Hansel and Gretel—"Baked"?

Oh, and in case you didn't know—the Duke of Weselton is played by Alan Tudyk.  Zonk.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Why I'm Not a Feminist

Someone described me as a strange paradox of feminism:  Though I've often considered joining the military and I don't enjoy any of the typical "girly" novelties like shoes or accessories, I cringe whenever I hear women talk about equal rights.  I thought I'd explain my position and why, exactly, I'm not in with feminism.

Reason Number One:  It's unbiblical.

"Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord.  For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, His body, and is Himself its Savior.  Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands."—Ephesians 5:22-24

If that sounds offensive, it's probably because the idea of trusting any guy enough to completely submit to him is scary.  Which is ironic if you consider the advice at the end of another passage:

"For this is how the holy women who hoped in God used to adorn themselves, by submitting to their own husbands, as Sarah obeyed Abraham, calling him lord.  And you are her children, if you do good and do not fear anything that is frightening."—1 Peter 3:5-6 (emphasis added)

Being a christian, though, I have nothing to fear—and am COMMANDED not to fear, if you read Isaiah 41:10—". . . fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God . . ."  God doesn't promise any girl that she'll marry a man who will love her all her life, but He does promise to be with each and every one of us.  When I get everything I need from God I shouldn't have a problem submitting to a godly husband because we'll both be serving God together.  And if my spouse falls off the wagon I'll just have to learn how to submit to him up until he goes against the word of God.

—Keep in mind, too, the bible says "wives, submit to your husbands", not "women, submit to all men".  Important distinction right there.

Reason Number Two:  It's unfair.

Everything I've seen of the feminist movement would seem to indicate that they've lost perspective.  There is no giving men the benefit of the doubt.  If a show has too many male protagonists, it's sexist. If a man lets his wife make all his meals, he's sexist.

And I know what it's like not to be given the benefit of the doubt:  I'm sure there are plenty of other girls who know what I'm talking about as well.  It's that moment where you have a valid complaint and the male on hand doesn't agree with it, so he chalks your behavior up to hormones.  (One guy skipped right to blaming my gender:  "Oh, you're such a girl.  Quit reading between the lines.") Infuriating, no?  So why do we do the same thing to guys???  We don't use the "oh, you're so hormonal" excuse as often, but feminism still likes to devalue male ideas and decisions, usually with sexist accusations, which can be just as bad.

There seems to be this mentality that women are and always will be the underdogs, which naturally gives them sympathetic supremacy.  They can get whatever they want in the name of equal rights.  I feel like the feminists need to give it a rest and remember that men are people, too.  Which leads me to my next point:

Reason Number Three:  It's counterproductive.

Apparently being equal means being identical.  "Anything you can do, I can do better . . ."  But there are very few skills that can be assigned strictly to men or women:  The moment you say women make better (indoor) cooks some guy will show his hand at baking; the moment you say only men can shoot, some chick will pull out a sniper rifle.  There ARE, HOWEVER, SOME THINGS MEN DO BETTER, GENERALLY, THAN WOMEN, AND SOME THINGS WOMEN DO BETTER, GENERALLY, THAN MEN.  And there's no shame in that!

(If you'd like the psychological/physiological picture, evidently guys have larger brains than women while women have a thicker film connecting their brain's hemispheres.  Take that any way you like; I'm not sure what it means.)

I guess the root of this unisex career idea was meant to allow women access to as many jobs as they might like to take on.  Which really isn't a problem, except that a) it's led to this idea that staying at home and raising a family is intrinsically demeaning, and b) it's apparently made women think that being equal to men means they have the "right" to indulge in all the same vices.  Yeah . . . which means more and more "free" women just being free to be sexy.  The image of an oppressed woman is a lady in a burka while the strong, independent woman has a neckline that continues to sink.  And people wonder why men respect women less and less . . .

And that's the thing:  Women's Lib has created a society in which women are basically free prostitutes with their pick of career.  Men are too scared to oppose feminism but are fine with using the new "liberated woman" to their hearts' content.

Reason Number Four:  It devalues men.

I guess I've already pointed this out to some degree, but still:  Feminism devalues men.  Rather than celebrate feminine roles like nurturing or raising children, it screams, "I CAN DO THAT JOB TOO, MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!" and pushes men aside in a mad scramble to prove itself.  In the midst of this, men get the message that they're not needed.

Now, I have heard this or that said to disprove this or that stereotype of men and women alike, but I've never heard it said that men do not need to feel needed.  Which is so cool!  How neat is it that God designed the finer sex with a desire to be needed???  So when women insist that they can do everything on their own, guys lose their interest in supporting them.  There is, after all, one thing women absolutely cannot do, which may serve as a man's last resort . . .

Summary

There are no perfectly defined roles of masculinity or femininity in the world.  That's where we look to the bible:  The husband plays Christ's role over the wife, who plays the part of the church.  I don't see why women complain; I'd rather be the church than Christ any day!!!  And we really have no excuse for our complaining, because we're not meant to be satisfied in our husbands but in our relationship with the genuine Article.

Furthermore, this game of sucking up as much "equality" as possible shows a complete lack of trust.  Men will always be around.  So will women.  We kind of need each other.  Best we band together, no?  I just wish the feminist movement would give up the "You go, girl!" attitude and acknowledge the need to be kind and understanding towards men.  Just because a few guys are absolute chauvinistic jerks doesn't mean we have to project our hurt onto the whole gender:  THAT'S unfair.  Besides, kicking up a storm over sexism in society only seems to illicit lip service (i.e., more tv shows with female protagonists, all of whom can't figure out how to button their shirts) and a hundred more jerks laughing up their sleeves.

I'm not a feminist because I want to be a strong, independent woman of God.  My God takes care of me and validates me:  I don't need to dress like I need any other kind of attention, and I don't need a husband unless God says it's time for me to marry.  In which case I can only hope I wind up with a godly man who totally respects me and that I'll be a godly and submissive wife no matter what.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqF_PtugyBk

Friday, January 3, 2014

Creationisticism

December 7, 1831.


Captain Robert Fitzroy was setting sail for the coast of South America.  He had just taken command of the H.M.S. Beagle, following the suicide of her previous commander.  Onboard was a young passenger—a student naturalist to whom the voyage was something of an extended field trip before he pursued a career as a parson.  The young man's name was Charles Darwin.


The times were ripe for scientific progress.  Europe and the brand new United States of America were leaving the Age of Enlightenment and bringing its virtues with them to the Age of Industry.  The science of the dark ages was giving way to the scientific method; the impending economic growth of the 19th century was about to give scientists both the resources and the leisure for study while the telegraph and the increasing speed in ships were to bring with them a connectivity to the world that encouraged international peer review, and social reforms allowed men to publish their work free of government or church interference.

Nevertheless, most scientists—both in Europe and America—were keen to route their research back to the bible.  James Clerk Maxwell, the father of modern physics, is said to have actually prayed during work.  Carolus Linnaeus, who penned a classification of all species known to 18th century science, wrote "one is completely stunned by the incredible resourcefulness of the Creator"(Linnaeus, the Compleat Naturalist, Wilifrid Blunt).  Gregor mendel, the father of modern genetics, was a monk who performed his pea-plant experiments out of his own monastery.  Michael Faraday, a pioneer in the realm of electricity, was a devout christian and deacon at his church.  James Joule, who presented us with the First Law of Thermodynamics—that is, that energy cannot be destroyed, it can only change forms—once wrote, "After the knowledge of, and obedience to, the will of God, the next aim must be to know something of His attributes of wisdom, power, and goodness as evidenced by His handiwork"(British Scientists of the 19th Century, J.G. Crowther, K. Paul).


Charles Darwin
It was Darwin, though, who would most radically change the face of science.  For though at the beginning of the voyage he considered himself a devout christian, (so much so the ship's crew often criticized him for it) Darwin's geological and naturalist studies over the course of the trip—particularly those conducted on the Galápagos Islands—would lead him to pen a theory of life that remained entirely independent of biblical influence.  A theory that omitted, if it did not directly deny, the presence of a Creator.  Through his observations of diversity in animals, especially of those within their own species, Darwin made the first really comprehensive leap in biology by suggesting that genetic diversity seen on a small scale might, in fact, be a part of a larger process by which all species may have diverged from a single life form millions of years prior.


He was not the first to introduce the idea of a godless universe.  There are records of atheists and atheist ideas dating back almost as far as the earliest recorded human history.  Diagoras of Melos, for example, was a greek philosopher of the fifth century (b.c.) who was forced to flee Athens for saying there were no gods.  Charles Lyell, who befriended Darwin later in life, was an atheist who promoted the idea of uniformitarianism, a theory used in most interpretations of the geological record today.

It was thought, at first, that Darwin might receive terrible persecution for his book, The Origin of Species.  Yet while many critics were quick to point out its atheist implications, overall it sent shockwaves through a populace ravenous for new ideas.  It became a widely published success before he even realized anyone was interested in it.

Darwin challenged the consensus and won.  Today, you can tune into any science-related television program to find references to natural selection and a billion-year-old earth dominating the airwaves, stated as simple fact.

And any challenge to the consensus—"Are you sure evolution isn't just a theory?"—is laughed out of the classroom.


Creationism.

Now there's a can of worms.

Before I begin, I would like to make a note of something that might appear hypocritical in a thesis regarding scientific theory:  Though I intend to approach this topic in as calm, unbiased, and straightforward a manner as I possibly can, I will nevertheless make references throughout this post to the bible and to my faith in it.  I do this for three reasons:

First and foremost, because Christ is the most important part of my life and such a post will not be exempt from the coloring that results.  I do not find that my beliefs can be compartmentalized into a safe little box in my brain marked "religion" because they might offend other people.  I believe as fact that the bible is the Word of God and that anyone who disbelieves in its validity is by extension mistaken.  Just because other people cannot quantify that for themselves does not make it my opinion.  There will come a day when one of us will turn out to be totally, objectively wrong and the other totally, objectively right.  (See: Pascal's Wager.)

Second, because it is so important that readers understand that this is my belief.  I don't want my readers confused about where my loyalties lie.  Wherever my bible be, there my views will be also.  And I don't want people to read this post and say, "Well, she may be a bit brainwashed by religion, but some of her reasoning is quite good" without seeing where the reasoning and the religion are connected.

And third, for practical reasons, to address fellow christians.

My Background:

I am a fundamentalist christian, yes.  And I attended, for two years, a private school where the theories of creation and evolution were taught side-by-side and where I determined my stance as a creationist.

But I have long believed that people can receive Christ's salvation and yet hold to a more liberal interpretation of the book of Genesis.  After all, Romans 10:9's only criteria for salvation is the confession "with your mouth that Jesus is Lord" and belief "that God raised Him from the dead"(ESV); nowhere does it make belief in a literal six-day creation a requirement.

I didn't like the way some people looked down their noses at evolutionist christians when these people had no glaringly obvious reason not to interpret scripture according to popular theory, so for a long time I was unsure that writing about Creationism was all that necessary.  But I have since changed my mind:  I think it is incredibly important that not only christians but americans as well fight for an initiative to teach creationism and darwinism alongside each other in public schools.


My Concerns:

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile,
hoping it will eat him last."
—Winston Churchill
As a christian, I question the church for its easy acceptance of Darwinism.  Does Genesis really translate so smoothly into billions of years?  Or has the more likely interpretation, one that implicates a six-day creation, simply been scrapped to appease our culture?  Have we forgotten that the wisdom of the world is folly (1 Corinthians 1:20) ?

Or what about when Paul says that "death came through one man" (Romans 5:12-13) ?  Doesn't that mean that Adam would have to have been created before the first death?  Then how could there be generations of natural selection causing changes and adaptations if death didn't even exist yet?

If the God of the bible is as good—and as truthful—as He claims to be, then we must be faithful to the whole of His Word.  If there is a chink anywhere, be it a scientific discrepancy or scriptural inconsistency, then the bible is entirely worthless and there is no point in defending it at all.  So christians, I think, once we have decided to serve Christ, we should do so secure in the knowledge that "all scripture is breathed out by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, and for training in righteousness"(2 Timothy 3:16).

Now, as an american, I'm deeply troubled by the refusal to teach multiple theories in the classroom.  I don't believe it is in keeping with the ideals of freedom in this country, or with the separation of church and state.  And I don't see who or what is under legitimate threat from the creationists.  With emotions running high around this topic I doubt a compromise—that is, allowing both theories impartial coverage in public schools—will be easy.  But it would be heinous to ignore the option simply because it presents ideas that some people don't like.

But then of course, a lot darwinists will tell you that it is not their feelings but the facts that make creationism inadmissible in the classroom, as it is simply not credible.  It is one of the biggest and, I think, most relevant arguments of the debate.  After all, "we don't want our kids being taught that the earth is flat, or that the holocaust never happened."(Ben Stein)

So although I don't think the heart of this issue is necessarily a scientific one, the point is  valid:  It would be ridiculous to teach children a theory disproven by science.  That's why I'd like to cover some of the highlights of the debate and let readers judge for themselves whether creationism is worth a chance.

The Science

Defining Creationism:

A lot of evolutionists tend to assume that creationists believe that there is no such thing as natural selection; that every species appears exactly as it did thousands of years ago.  I'm sure some people do think that, but it's not what I'm thinking of.

Creationism is the theory that the earth came to be during six literal 24-hour days, as explained in the bible.  Creationism does not assume that animals never change per generation, or that natural selection doesn't happen.  (The "Immutability of Species," the idea that animals never change, is not a part of the bible.)  But it does question whether animals change to the point of dividing into completely new species via macroevolution, or "speciation."

(This is an important distinction!:  Microevolution describes minor adaptations formed within a species; macroevolution describes adaptations that form entirely new species.)

Part of creationism also holds that the layers of sediment in which so many fossils are found (such as in the Grand Canyon) were laid down by Noah's flood and not gradually by millions of years.  This means that creationists also have their own theory for interpreting the geological record, called catastrophism, but I won't talk as much about that.

Now, all that being said, there are certain rumors and faulty arguments spread by the non-scientist creationists among us; so before I get to the real science I'd like to address them.

Non-Arguments for Creationism

—"They're trying to say we came from monkeys!"  Some people use this kind of reasoning to scoff at the audacity of evolutionists.  But it's an emotional blurring of arguments that are actually quite eloquent, and it's devoid of earnest scientific inquiry.  The fact that chimpanzees do not birth human babies hardly blasts a hole in darwinian logic.  This fallacy only makes creationists look like morons.

—"Where's the Missing Link?"  A lot of people like to point out that no half-human, half-ape skeleton has been found.  I give credit to Richard Dawkins for pointing out in The Greatest Show on Earth how moot this argument is—for both sides.  You could argue that the chimpanzee is a "missing link" between humans and monkeys, or that a toad is a "missing link" between frogs and something new, and so on and so forth.  There is no authority to distinguish a "proper" species from a transitional one.  The more species appear in the fossil record, the more missing links darwinists will find and the more gaps the creationists will see.

—"It couldn't have just happened!"  A lot of christians fall back on the adage that the animal kingdom contains too much complexity to have evolved by chance from single-celled organisms.  But all an evolutionist has to do is return to the notion that for each separate piece of the puzzle a million years could exist in which it happened by chance, and you will be hard-pressed to counter him.  It might be a ten million-to-one scenario, but you cannot prove it impossible.

—"Darwin renounced his theory on his deathbed!"  Please stop telling people this.  It is a bogus story proven to have no foundation whatsoever and it is an embarrassment to an infallible and truth-loving God when his followers circulate gossip simply because they like how it sounds.

— "You say the earth is billions of years old?  Well, YOU weren't there!" . . . And neither were you.  Creationists and evolutionists are all working with the same data.  If a creationist wants to make a point by indicating how unreliable evolutionist dating methods are, then he should give evidence for it.



Alright!  Now that that's out of the way, we can talk about the

Arguments for Creationism

—Vestigial Organs.  Why are there "leftover" structures in animals?  The bible says that God took the snake's legs from it in the Garden of Eden, so snakes with pelvis bones makes sense, but what about other creatures?; animals that have unnecessary organs or bones or DNA.  Don't they prove that animals evolved past those things?

Actually, you have to understand that there is no proof that extraneous DNA or organs are truly "left over" from generations of evolution, because scientists cannot even prove that the genes are as useless as they initially appear.  For example, both tonsils and the appendix were once thought to have no purpose in the body whatsoever, which we now know to be false.

Now, the mere possibility that other currently-understood-to-be-useless organs are only organs-with-uses-waiting-to-be-discovered isn't exactly proof for creationism, but it does keep the door open for multiple theories.

—Decomposition Rates vs Fossilization Processes.  It's easy to see how hard things like clams could get pressed into clay and preserved.  But big, fleshy vertebrates?  If prokaryotes (bacteria) were among the first living creatures on the planet, then surely there would be bacteria to decompose things like dinosaurs before there was time for sediment to build up around them.  A lot of evolutionists, including Richard Dawkins, admit that it's a miracle that we have any fossil record at all.  We know, however, from catastrophes like Mt. St. Helens' eruption that large quantities of rock can be laid down very quickly, so it shouldn't be so far-fetched to suggest that a global flood could create mass graves within a hundred days.

—Interdependence.  I said a moment ago that creationists should stop repeating themselves about how everything's so complex.  But there are some complexities much harder to explain away than others, because they depend on separate aspects of the organism evolving in conjunction to meet in one mechanism.  A long chain of chemical steps are taken within the eye to capture light, but why would any of the chemicals involved take root unless they served a purpose?  When put together, they achieve sight; when taken apart, they do nothing.

—Speciation.  Microevolution promotes the idea that the “survival of the fittest” produces the healthiest and most environmentally adapted members of a species.  Macroevolution suggests that members within a species, if they take different routes of adaptation, eventually become so unlike their common ancestors that they branch out into two different species, and this process is known as “speciation”.  So in the following thought experiment, I am going to demonstrate how this process must occur.

Let’s say you’ve got a population of finches on an island.  When two finches mate and meiosis splices the halves of their DNA together, things don’t go quite according to plan, and some genes in the sequence get mixed up.  Fortunately, however, their fledgling is a healthy one.  The only irregularity about her is some abnormal bone structures in her wings.

She grows into a healthy adult finch, and it turns out that her unusually shaped wings actually give her a head start over the other finches, allowing her to maneuver quicker and fly higher and so forth.  Thanks to her mutation, she survives till mating season.

"Hmmm . . .
Oh, but wait, there’s a problem—she’s a mutant, right?  She's the next stage of evolution, the first of a new species of finches that will fly higher than their cousins ever could.  Well, too bad, because if she is the first of a new species, then by the very definition of “species”, she cannot mate with the old lot.  Her genetic advances are doomed to halt in their first generation.

. . . Okay, but that’s not fair, is it?  There hasn’t really been a species split yet.  There’s still a possibility that this new mutation could diverge further down the line.

I asked my biology teacher about this particular scenario.  He told me that the the mutated population would have to be separated, most likely geographically, until generations of gradual change made them mechanically unfit for the original finches.  (I’ll let the adults figure out what that means.)

So let’s try to imagine how this might happen:  The finch, a mutant but still a mutant of this particular species of finch, lays eggs and hatches some new birds with the same advanced wing shape and the same ability to mate with the more primitive birds.  Then an earthquake splits the island in two and isolates the original population from the population with the genetic advancement.  A few more generations go by, and for whatever reason, the finches change slightly so that, should any of them ever be transplanted into the original population, they would be anatomically incompatible.

There is another problem, though.  A species is defined not only by a group of animals able to mechanically breed with one another but by a group of animals who are genetically compatible as well.  After all, great danes and chihuahuas are a part of the same species, even though they rarely have puppies.  In theory, if reunited, the two populations could swing right back into “mechanical” equilibrium.

But all is not lost.  Because now, finally, it happens—a finch with mutated wings develops another, separate mutation, one that bars her forever from breeding with her parent species, and—

Oh, wait.

It’s just adding insult to injury now:  Not only is her mutation an obstacle towards passing on genetic material, it’s got no other use whatsoever.  Natural Selection has essentially prevented all hope of producing a new species.  (Though it does not rule out the possibility that a species itself can change greatly over time.)

But in all fairness, it probably isn’t entirely impossible that speciation could still occur.  You just need two members of the same species—born in the same generation and within a mating radius of each other—to develop the ability to only mate with each other, and then for one of their offspring to, despite all odds, produce such a favorable mutation as to keep this exclusive little family in the running before they die out from inbreeding.  It’s perfectly simple.  All we need is for this to happen about a million times, once per every sexually-reproducing species on the planet, and we’re set for explaining the origins of everything.



So those are some of the big arguments in favor of creationism.  Now I'll go over some of the flaws—or, rather, misconceptions—about the theory of evolution.

Misconceptions about Evolution

Fetal Forms.  Okay, this isn't so much a misconception about evolution in general as a personal irritation with one of my high school biology textbooks.  (Glencoe Science, I believe.  They did a much better job with chemistry.)  I really hope other textbooks don't make this same mistake, but in case they do, I'd like to set the record straight, if only for the sake of darwinist integrity, about an issue that should be neutral ground:

The fact that animals looks similar in the womb has absolutely nothing to do with how they may or may not have evolved.  They may look alike when they're still half-baked lumps of flesh, but their DNA—the carrier of all evolutionary changes—will diversify them as they grow.  If there's a direct, logical link to common ancestry in this setup, then it should be made clear.  But my textbook made it sound like evolution was happening in the womb.

—"Our DNA is 98% identical to chimpanzees!"  Yes! and it's also 50% identical to bananas.  There's a lot more to what DNA does and what it means than the mere number of gene sequences coded.  (Even then, the sheer size of a single strand of DNA makes 2% far more significant than it seems.)  For example, did you know that we share the same number of chromosomes as sable antelope and barking deer (44), that the great apes have the same number as tobacco (48) and that pineapples have 50 chromosomes?

—The Infalible Magic of Radiometric Dating.  Radiometric dating is often presented as a means of measuring age with empirical infallibility when in reality . . .

. . . Well, there aren't many non-scientists who understand what radiometric dating actually is, so I'll try to take it slow and make things as clear as I possibly can.

Radiometric dating relies upon unstable elements because of their radioactive decay.  Carbon-14, for example (which is used to measure the age of fossils themselves, while uranium and potassium are used to date rocks) sheds half its mass every 5,730 years.  This period is known as a "half-life":  After one half-life you would find half the amount of Carbon-14 you had left before it began to decay, and after two half-lives you would find a quarter, and so on.

In radiometric dating, scientists observe the amount of Carbon-14 in a fossil and compare it to the amount of Carbon-12 in the same sample.  (Carbon-12 is a stable element, so it doesn't decay the way Carbon-14 does.)  It is therefore critical for the scientists to know the ratios of Carbon-12 to Carbon-14 in the atmosphere at the time of the animal's death.  When he first developed the idea of radiometric dating, Dr. Willard Libby was confident that the ratio had long remained constant.  He was later troubled to discover that the atmosphere did not appear to have achieved such a zen.

Each ring represents an increment of growth:
Scientists test samples from each ring to determine how
much Carbon 12 and 14 it absorbed from the atmosphere
the year it was formed.
Since the ratio of Carbon-14 to Carbon-12 in the atmosphere is not constant, it is necessary to have some sort of reference point documenting the ratios over the years.  Thankfully, we have that!  Scientists can take samples from the rings of trees to make such determinations, since both Carbon-14 and Carbon-12 are preserved in each ring according to the ratios of the time.

What this means, though, is that radiometric dating is only accurate when it can be compared to tree rings, making it dependent on the age of our oldest trees on record.  So carbon dating is, in fact, only accurate within 3000 years.

Moreover, trees do not produce one ring per year in a clean, demonstrable fashion.  Any one of the rings found in a tree may have taken two years to develop rather than one.

—The Infallible Magic of Radiometric Dating, Part 2: Petrified Forests.  Some darwinists have pointed out that the tree-ring record can be extended by the use of petrified forests.  Since environmental conditions affect the size and shape of rings within all the trees in a region in similar ways, by lining up the distinctive pattern at the center of a living tree with the outer pattern of a much older petrified tree, it is suggested that scientists can continue to judge the ratios of Carbon-12 and Carbon-14 within the petrified tree, and then repeat the process by lining up its early rings with the outer rings of an even older fossilized tree, and so on.
The rings of a petrified tree.

There is a problem, though.  Modern trees are only applicable as a reference point because they are living:  The cell cycle in the rings of the trees constantly replenishes the Carbon-14 therein, preserving the amounts absorbed from the era in which each ring was first formed.  Once the tree dies, the Carbon-14 begins to decay and the ratios of Carbon-12 and Carbon-14 are no longer admissible.  In other words, petrified trees lost their reliability the moment they died.

—Proof of Speciation! (sort of)  When evolutionists say they've recorded countless examples of beneficial mutations or that they've documented macroevolution in action, you can put money down that they're referring to one thing:  Bacteria.

Bacteria have proven, time and again, their ability to mutate in ways that allow them to adapt to their environment and to change drastically over thousands of generations.  But you cannot apply a rational analogy of macroevolution to other members of the animal kingdom based on the behavior of bacteria, for a few very simple reasons:

One, bacteria are asexual.  Recall the thought experiment from before, in which the finches encountered so much difficulty in their evolution.  All the issues were based around sexual reproduction.  Since a bacterium can make an independent copy of itself ad infinitum, this issue is easily nullified.

Two, when bacteria mutate—which they will actually do in direct response to their environment—they shave off gene sequences.  They don't add, they subtract.  (This is usually the case with mutations among sexual creatures as well.)  So in fact mutations are more likely to destroy DNA than to build it up.  (And the mutations recorded among "higher" animals are anything but beneficial.)

—The Miller-Urey Experiment.  In 1953, Stanley Miller famously set up an experiment designed to simulate the conditions of a pre-historic earth to determine if organic compounds could be "sparked" into existence; the results were favorable enough to warrant reiterating the story in biology textbooks to promote faith in the theory of evolution, but in reality, while about 20 amino acids were produced, no nucleic acids appeared.  The success of this experiment is not negligible, but I would like to point out that it is debatable.



Alright, so by now I hope I've established the potential for creationism as a legitimate scientific theory.  But I know that's not enough.  There are plenty of arguments far removed from science that bar it from public acknowledgement.  Mainly to do with religion.

Separation of Church and State

The movie Expelled—a documentary hosted by Ben Stein that promotes creationism, or "intelligent design" in the classroom—allows for the idea that creationism (a strictly biblical interpretation) and intelligent design (a more agnostic approach) can be distinguished as such for the sake of removing religion from the picture.  But I think this is merely a sweetener  to better sell the idea of legitimizing creationism.

Perhaps we could make that distinction and teach intelligent design instead of creationism, but at the heart of this debate is and always has been a conflict of world views:  You say the world is self-produced, I say there's a Creator.  It would be ridiculous to deny that the most zealous proponents of creationism are fueled by religion or that its most zealous opponents are typically of an atheists.  Make no mistake about what sort of issue this is.

(Note:  That doesn't necessarily mean all critics of evolution are religious.  Michael J. Behe, author Darwin's Black Box, goes into great detail about some of the flaws in the theory without bringing any faith of his own to the table.)

So the most restrictive argument against teaching creationism is the accusation that it—creationism—is little more than a ploy to impose religion on people.  If creationists wanted to teach just creationism, I would agree in a heartbeat, but that's not what we want at all, we want a fair presentation of the facts from both viewpoints so that students can a) understand how bias can color the interpretation of science, and b) determine for themselves which theory is more credible.

What many forget is that while atheism may not itself be a "religion," it is still a stance thereon—it occupies the same space.  Christianity is a more obvious threat because it has a Face, but atheism is, nevertheless, a position, not an objective go-between as so many seem to assume.  Agnostics are the ones who don't presume to know anything; atheists presume to know that there is no God.  It is not a non-belief, it is a belief in nothing.

But as of the past few decades, our society seems to have come to the conclusion that science, by its very definition, can only observe what is strictly natural, lest it trip upon something "unscientific," like divine intervention.  And this demands the world remain, above all things, completely autonomous: If there were any "loose ends" (like miracles) that could be traced back to a power existing outside the bounds of the material, then we would be practicing bad science.

In other words, the scientific community defines the legitimacy of science not based on its what it does but on what it says.  The methods may be sound, but if the conclusions don't imply what they're supposed to, something must be wrong.

It's a vicious cycle:  Science is naturalistic, ergo scientists must adhere only to atheistic theories, and so all of their conclusions are interpreted atheistically, which "proves" science is naturalistic, ergo scientists must adhere only to atheistic theories, and so on.  But without this cycle, we might have to consider the possibility of a deity, and the scientific community cannot be permitted to provide evidence that might lead people to believe things they could otherwise choose to ignore!

This isn't scientific: The reasoning is based on what people want to believe or not believe, not on the potential of the research.

And it isn't true to the spirit of the separation of church and state, either:  Such laws are set down to prevent the government from deciding how (or if) we worship.  A government that decides only to teach darwinian evolution—and teach it as fact—essentially dictates atheism, regardless of whether it is scientifically sound or not.

By favoring the side that blocks out God, the government is ensuring that children believe all religion to be unintelligent.  You are still allowed, under the first amendment, to believe in a deity, just not in His ability to affect the world.  Because scientists have accounted for everything with natural explanations—haven't they?


If, however, we were permitted to teach both theories in the classroom, we would not only be more honest with our children—because both theories do have merit—but we would stop the state from trying to persuade us of what to believe.  Isn't that a good thing?  I thought we liked freedom of thought in America.  This would let people know that rational religion is actually a choice, not an impossibility.

Conclusion

It's easy to slam the door on the religious fanatics.  Hollywood likes to paint a politically correct picture of nice, friendly churches where people can come and listen to nice stories and feel good about themselves, but that's not really how people see us—not us fundamentalists, anyway.  Take a hint from Firefly:

"What can I say?  People like a man of God."
"No, they don't.  Men of God make people feel guilty and judged."

CAPTAIN MALCOLM REYNOLDS
Your argument is invalid.
Fundamentalists say God won't let you alone.  Fundamentalists say that you were born a sinner and you need help.  Fundamentalists say that if the bible is true, then you can't go to heaven unless you actually ask Jesus for forgiveness and accept Him as your Savior.  Dangerous stuff; let them keep talking like that and they might actually, I dunno, convince people.  Then we'd have MORE people talking like that.

The church makes people uncomfortable.  There's no doubt about that.  But just because atheists disagree with what we have to say, can they in good conscience oppose our right to say it?  Is that the american dream?  The way I see it, our nation's principles dictate the freedom of information, which would encourage the already-important freedom of religion.  If (and this is a big if, I know) the majority of children who grow up in this system choose fundamental christianity, then yes, the system will favor their votes.  Not because christianity is a force for world-domination but because this is a democracy, and a democracy honors the majority.  The worst that can come of teaching creationism is the preservation of american values.

BUT!only if creationism is taught with darwinism, along with any other major theory produced by the scientific community.  That's the point:  Not just religious freedom through intellectual freedom, but intellectual freedom for the sake of intellectual freedom.  God has always honored free will, ever since He exposed Adam and Eve to the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.  Christians should have faith enough to take similar risks and allow children access to both theories.  Yes, some of them may decide they like darwinism better than creationism, but that's not for us to worry about.  You can share God's Word and God's love, but you cannot and should not force anyone to think a certain way by cutting them off from an alternative school of thought!

As of this moment, however, the real issue is getting creationism into school in the first place.  And I don't see why we can't make this happen.  From a scientific standpoint we'd be encouraging open-mindedness and realism, and from an american standpoint we'd be encouraging freedom of information and of religion.  We already know that creationism has scientific merit, so there shouldn't be a problem if people start to side with it; and if it really doesn't seem as plausible as darwinism, then this way people can see it for themselves before they even leave school and the whole debate would be locked down.  This theory is only a "threat" because it challenges the consensus.  In the same way Darwin challenged the consensus with his "Origin of Species".  Are we still a people capable of self-evaluation and scientific interest?  Or has creationism been deemed intolerable?